2004-08-25 - Rammer Jammer Party

Park Avenue Country Club

[March in to Roar]

Ladies and Gentlemen and SEC fans. Ladies and Gentlemen and semi-drunken inebriates, back despite popular demand, its the most uninvited, unwanted, and unexpected band in the world, the Columbia University Book Party, Bar Crashers.

[fanfare]

Welcomes itself for the first and last time to beautiful bucolic, bilateral, urbane, unilateral, urbane, eleemosynary, yet still very iconoclastic Park Avenue Country Club.

[Fanfare]

In honor of Warren St. John and his very own Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, the band now presents its very own all-star gala Halftime salute.

[Who Owns]

[Stand Up and Cheer]

[March out to Roar]

{Considering the request for this script was announced for while on the One Downtown Train at Lincoln Center Station and was composed on the back of the music for Happy Together while carrying a bass drum, and transferring in Times Square to the Shuttle and Yet again to the 6 at Grand Central, I'd say this was a pretty damn good effort. We did our thing, did some mingling and got a whole bunch of inflatable rubber footballs.}